My guess is a bunch of stuff about fish and lepers

You know what's crazy? Getting married and having kids. INSANE!! You know what's funnier than anything else? Bodily functions!! So sayeth the preponderance of mom blogs currently cutting the crusts off the internet. We've decided to bypass the obvious leader of this trend, instead devoting our (and your) attention to a lovely, well-meaning and refreshingly literate (points for paragraph use and proper spelling) Canadian mama.