Countdown to Baby Johnson

Sorry pervs, it's not what you think. Baby blogs (blogs on which the parent reports on daily minutiae in the "voice" of the infant) were not enough. This overachiever has tapped the font of boringosity before the little bundle of joy has even shown us his/her pointy, cottage cheese covered head. Wife Micole is due to be induced in two days, so we're hoping to catch a video feed of the whole messy process.