WWSBD?

Are you down on yourself over that fight with your girl? Or that hassle with the folks? Needing erotic food-raps written to the tune of Sir Mix A lot songs in praise of big girls? Take your queries no further than this young sage, Smooth Brotha , who thoughtfully shares his insights to romance and loving with the blogosphere.

Monks of New Rochelle

This blog is a mystery
Both charming and
annoying
new age poems
and inside thoughts - flowing!
from a non-native english speaker
who frequents the library
in New Rochelle
and values every second
of life most completely
while loving and wishing love
for the total me
and the total you

Polyamory is the new bisexuality

Aw, honey. If you have to start a blog detailing your love for anonymous sex, the fact that you think (and copulate) like a dude, the time you "dated" a guy but didn't kiss him for 4 months cause that's too intimate...we think perhaps you're protesting a bit too much. Pedigree and Boston upbringing aside, are you really that different from the Plano, TX native who tongue-wrestles her sorority sister in the hopes of winning a date with a horny frat boy?

Hello God, It's me the latent Christian horndog.

In leiu of getting the boyfriend she has been praying for, she has focused her keen eye on the everlovin' grace of her #1 boo for life, a Jewish carpenter who hails from the Holy Land.

The only lonely white rapper in the whole dorm

When you live in the asscrack of Canada, where there is nothing to do but hang out in your dorm, you go kind of crazy, you take fun anyway you can get it. So maybe you start a bad rap group with you friends, get high and listen to Mars Volta and ponder time-travel's effect on pregnancy, or film several episodes of police-buddy dramas with your friends in between classes just to kill the time.

Happy Belated Valentines

Somewhere between a Hallmark card and liner notes to Lovesexy, - this blog. Plagerize this and seduce the cute-but-dumb prospect in your life... they will think yr totally deep... "time. it is both a good thing and a bad thing."

Superman Does Kuwait

Thanks to my friend, Ben Fasman, a quiet but avid next-blogging friend from back in my kindergarten days in the rural french countryside... where we spent out time wandering through pastures, whiling away our lucid hours under the fir tree talking about the lost art of ESL blogging and whether or not there are dolphins in Kuwait .

STUPERBOWL

The mustached bandito holding things down on the Fog Of Life Blog reports, with humility "I realize that this is completely self serving and of no interest to anyone but myself, but I wanted to capture my memories before I forgot them." Like that great memory of standing on a porch in a blazer? Like the football themed desert buffet at the Sports Illustrated pre- Super Bowl party in FL? Like that crazy face paint job you dog to go with your wig and yr 9:30 am Budweiser drunk day of the game? Well, thanks to blogspot, those memories will be seered into the memories of at least a dozen strangers as well!

The dumb-stick effect

Okay, so the Qu'ran is clear on this? Dolphins yes, homosexuals no. P.S. The next time you try to get the hook up through the comment section, remember that everyone can read it.

Bursting the bubble

This dude explains his "crazy" day ,where he becomes confounded by the strangeness of people he does not know saying hi to him. Has he only ever spent time around animals? Where could he possible be going to school and not know that most people on college campuses wearing tie dyed band shirts are generally on drugs, selling or buying drugs?

There's hope for you yet

Jojo and I love photoblogs, especially ones that feature dudes with mullets wearing Zubaz and half-pretending to beat the shit out of each other. But the weirdest part is that the girls hanging out with these guys and doing the documentation are actually kinda hot.

I am the lie / I am the lie / the lie in the ointment!

It's working. Everything that corpo-America, major advertising firms, movies that star J.Lo and Starbucks - all that they were working for is being achieved. Happiness as brand-identifying... loving Starbucks, shopping, the gym, pining for a rich husband to supply it all. Essentially, it's like Sex In The City, but set in a condo in Georgia.

OMG, I have no F-ing idea

Do you think I'm sluty or supid? It's kind of a stacked question, isn't it? Quinn and Sydney have made bold debuts in the bLoGoSpHeRe, and we're expecting great things from these two. Note: reading these blogs probably won't dry up your SpiNaL flUId or make you think you're an oRAnGe, but it will cause cHEmIcaL BoNDs in your brain to separate and reform. You'll probably get sort of dYstHyMIc and become unable to hold a job or find your car keys. tHaTs hOt.

The Gentle Gay Matchmaker

I hope most bloggers never, ever, never meet in real life, if only to prevent possible inter-blogger breeding. But what's it going to take to get this kid and this kid together?? If they meet, fall in love and have a gay wedding, Mr. Lopez and Jojo will send a lovely, tasteful gift.

URLS FOR STDS

Saying you're passionate about Teens and STDS in yr blog-descriptor might give people the wrong idea. The whole time I was reading this deeply informative STD research & news blog, I could only think "Gonhorrea must have really impacted her life."

How NOT to ever touch a boob

Tim was apparently having a hard time keeping the girls away, so he decided to start a blog for posting photos of his ratty-ass bachelor pad. Good job, Tim. No one with a vagina will get anywhere near you now.